"From the pieces that I draw, someone will put together a picture. Here, as in childhood, everything is there. Randomly, of course. He is lazy, immobile, with short breaths, small steps and many goals. He wrote it and said the same thing. In the genre that it turned out to be. As a last resort, say it and let me know what genre it is. I stay and embrace you. As well as those whose help ensured the publication of this book. These are Boris Iosifovich Mints and Vadim Stanislavovich Belyaev from the Otkritie Corporation."..The book includes famous texts by Mikhail Zhvanetsky, which many people remember by ear, and new monologues by this wise and profound man, a great Russian writer of the 21st century.