В Тридевятом царстве. Дежурство у Бабы-яги

A vy znaete, kak pravilʹno vesti sebi͡a v plenu u Baby-i͡agi, chto podaritʹ Koshchei͡u na denʹ rozhdenii͡a, pochemu dobreĭshai͡a Baba-Shchuka vdrug nachala kusatʹsi͡a i zachem uchitʹ angliĭskiĭ i͡azyk, chtoby pobeditʹ zamorskogo Gorynycha?Ne znaete?Togda srochno otkryvaĭte ėti skazki!Oni napisany sovremennymi avtorami i rasskazyvai͡ut o li͡ubimykh skazochnykh geroi͡akh!Dli͡a deteĭ do 3-kh let. Baba-i͡aga sluzhbu dostavki otkryla. Letaet na stupe - pokupki iz internet-magazinov razvozit. A kogda chto-to krupnoe nado vezti, nu, kholodilʹnik, naprimer, ili medvedi͡a t͡sirkovogo, togda izbushku berët. Po vsemu svetu letaet, za mori͡a-okeany, tuda, gde noga bogatyrskai͡a ne stupala. Deneg zarabotala, v izbushke remont otgrokhala. Zelʹi͡a koldovskie teperʹ mulʹtivarka varit, musor v izbe robot-pylesos podmetaet, a kurʹi nozhki po voskresenʹi͡am na pediki͡ur begai͡ut.

Do you know how to behave properly in Baba Yaga's captivity, what to give Koshchei for his birthday, why did the kindest Pike suddenly start biting, and why learn English to defeat the overseas Gorynych?You don't know?Then open these fairy tales urgently!They are written by modern authors and tell about their favorite fairy-tale characters!For children under 3 years old. Baba Yaga opened a delivery service. He flies on a mortar and delivers purchases from online stores. And when something big needs to be transported, well, a refrigerator, for example, or a circus bear, then he takes a hut. He flies all over the world, beyond the seas and oceans, to places where the heroic foot has never set foot. I earned some money, and I did the repairs in the hut. The magic potions are now being brewed by a slow cooker, the garbage in the hut is being swept by a robot vacuum cleaner, and chicken legs run for pedicures on Sundays.