Настоящие бумажные вещи Т. Гримса

Khodi͡at slukhi, chto na Obratnoĭ Storone Vsego zakonchilsi͡a Glavnyĭ magistr. Takoe sluchaetsi͡a so vsemi. Rano ili pozdno ty mozheshʹ zakonchitʹsi͡a, kakim by Glavnym magistrom ty ni byl. A eshchë pogovarivai͡ut: v to zhe vremi͡a v neizvestnom napravlenii vesʹma ėkstravagantno propal otet͡s Tristana Grimsa, izvestnyĭ izobretatelʹ i ochenʹ uvazhaemyĭ chelovek.Dobro pozhalovatʹ v Gorod vosʹmi trotuarov, dvadt͡sati shesti fonarnykh stolbov, pi͡ati skameek, vosʹmi sadov, odnoĭ biblioteki, soroka semi derevʹev, odnogo rynka, odnogo teatra, semnadt͡sati krysh, vosʹmi domov i pi͡ati raznot͡svetnykh kotov.

Rumor has it that on the Reverse Side of Everything, the Grand Master has ended. It happens to everyone. Sooner or later, you can end up, no matter how much of a Master you are. And they also say that at the same time, Tristan Grimes' father, a famous inventor and a very respected man, disappeared very extravagantly in an unknown direction.Welcome to the City of eight sidewalks, twenty-six lampposts, five benches, eight gardens, one library, forty-seven trees, one market, one theater, seventeen roofs, eight houses and five colorful cats.