Справжнісінький кіт

Spravz͡hnisinʹki koty perekonani, shcho ïm nalez͡hytʹ uvesʹ svit, vony zukhvali ta samovpevneni, sylʹni ta nezalez͡hni. Shche nevidomo, khto v khati hospodar: vy chy vash kit (i͡akshcho vin spravz͡hniĭ, zvisno)? Taki koty ne nosi͡atʹ protybloshynykh nashyĭnykiv, ne z"i͡avli͡ai͡utʹsi͡a na rizdvi͡anykh lystivkakh, ne hani͡ai͡utʹsi͡a za budʹ-chym, shcho mai͡e na sobi dzvinochok, ale dobre chui͡utʹ, i͡ak za dvi kimnaty vid nykh vidchyni͡ai͡utʹsi͡a dveri kholodylʹnyka. Pered vamy humorystychna minient͡syklopedii͡a, dotepnyĭ traktat vid maĭstra ironichnoï prozy Terri Pratchetta, shcho zmalʹovui͡e vsi koti͡achi khytroshchi, nezbahnennyĭ sharm i spravz͡hni͡u naturu nashykh uli͡ublent͡siv.

Real cats are convinced that they own the whole world, they are bold and self-confident, strong and independent. It is still unknown who is the owner of the house: you or your cat (if it is real, Of course)? Such cats do not wear flea collars, do not appear on Christmas cards, do not chase anything that has a bell on it, but they can clearly hear the refrigerator door open two rooms away from them. Here is a humorous mini-encyclopedia, a witty treatise from the master of ironic prose Terry Pratchett, depicting all the cat's tricks, incomprehensible charm and the true nature of our pets.