Дневник преступлений Кирико

Krazha v magazine, poddelka deneg, moshennichestvo, pokhishchenie li͡udeĭ, ubiĭstvo - za kakoe iz ėtikh prestupleniĭ vas zhdet samyĭ dlitelʹnyĭ ti͡uremnyĭ srok?Vsi͡a zhiznʹ Kiriko proshla v zabotakh o prestarelykh roditeli͡akh. Ona tak i ne vyshla zamuzh, ne zavela deteĭ, ne postroila normalʹnoĭ karʹery i ne skopila deneg. I vot eĭ uzhe semʹdesi͡at shestʹ let, a skudnoĭ pensii i nebolʹshoĭ podrabotki uborshchit͡seĭ edva khvataet na normalʹnoe sushchestvovanie. Poslednie neskolʹko let Kiriko zhila so svoeĭ luchsheĭ podrugoĭ Tomo, no posle ee smerti starushka ostalasʹ sovsem odna i boitsi͡a, chto tak i umret v polnom odinochestve. Sluchaĭno uvidev po televizoru, kakoĭ zabotoĭ okruzheny pozhilye zakli͡uchennye v mestnoĭ ti͡urʹme, Kiriko reshaet srochno popastʹ za reshetku. No kakoe prestuplenie vybratʹ?

Shoplifting, counterfeiting, fraud, kidnapping, murder — which of these crimes will get you the longest prison term?Kiriko spent her whole life caring for her elderly parents. She never got married, had no children, built a normal career, and saved no money. And now she is seventy-six years old, and a meager pension and a small part-time job as a cleaner are barely enough for a normal existence. Kiriko has been living with her best friend Tomo for the past few years, but after her death, the old lady is left all alone and is afraid that she will die all alone. Having accidentally seen on TV how much care elderly prisoners in the local prison are surrounded by, Kiriko decides to urgently go to jail. But which crime to choose?