Интрижка с двойным дном

Pan Stefan Pali͡anovskiĭ bezumno vli͡ublen v pani Barbaru Machei͡ak. Basenʹka razdeli͡aet ego chuvstva, no, uvy! ona zamuzhem, i muzh razvoditʹsi͡a ne nameren. Chtoby dobitʹsi͡a rastorzhenii͡a braka, Basenʹke nuzhen rebenok ot Pali͡anovskogo, ili khoti͡a by spravka o ego sushchestvovanii. Kak zhe razdobytʹ spravku, esli muzh ni na sekundu ne svodit s zheny glaz? I tut pan Stefan sluchaĭno natalkivaetsi͡a na pani Ioannu, kotorai͡a kak dve kapli vody pokhozha na ego vozli͡ublennui͡u. Vse, chto nuzhno - sushchiĭ pusti͡ak: chtoby Ioanna dve-tri nedeli izobrazhala Basenʹku… Razumeetsi͡a, ta soglashaetsi͡a. Radi li͡ubvi i za voznagrazhdenie!

Pan Stefan Palyanovsky is madly in love with Mrs. Barbara Maciejak. Basenka shares his feelings, but, alas! she is married, and her husband does not intend to divorce. To achieve the dissolution of the marriage, Basenka needs a child from Palyanovsky, or at least a certificate of his existence. How can I get a certificate if the husband does not take his eyes off his wife for a second? And then Pan Stefan accidentally bumps into Pani Ioanna, who is like two drops of water like his beloved. All that is needed is a mere trifle: for Joanna to portray a Fable for two or three weeks... of course, she agrees. For love and for a reward!