Дневник жены юмориста

Dorogoĭ, nadei͡usʹ, moĭ chitatelʹ!'Dnevnik zheny i͡umorista' - ėto pravdivai͡a, veselai͡a i smeshnai͡a kniga, i tak kak smekh prodlevaet zhiznʹ, to, prochitav ėtu knigu do kont͡sa, ty, moĭ chitatelʹ, prozhivëshʹ minimum let na desi͡atʹ dolʹshe.Gotova vernutʹ vam polnui͡u stoimostʹ knigi, esli ėtogo ne proizoĭdet.Dai͡u tvërdoe zhenskoe slovo!!! Kniga 'Dnevnik zheny i͡umorista' polnostʹi͡u osnovana na realʹnykh istorii͡akh o nerealʹnykh sobytii͡akh.Glavnye geroi rasskazov tozhe realʹnye li͡udi, moi znakomye, druzʹi͡a, prii͡ateli.Mnogie iz nikh stanut moimi byvshimi znakomymi, byvshimi druzʹi͡ami i byvshimi prii͡ateli͡ami, kogda uznai͡ut sebi͡a v moikh rasskazakh.No, kak izvestno, zhenshchina poĭdet absoli͡utno na vse, chtoby vygovoritʹsi͡a.Moĭ psikhiatr skazal mne: "Nichego v sebe derzhatʹ nelʹzi͡a! Ne mozheshʹ vyrazitʹ svoi ėmot͡sii - pishi, zavedi dnevnik'. Ne vizhu povoda ne doveri͡atʹ professoru, poėtomu vse zapisala, a vy prochtite obi͡azatelʹno, mne budet prii͡atno, a vam smeshno!

Dear, hope my reader!'Diary of a humorist's wife' is a true, funny and funny book, and since laughter prolongs life, then, after reading this book to the end, you, my reader, will live at least ten years longer.Ready to refund you the full cost of the book, if this does not happen.I give a firm female word!!! The book 'Diary of a humorist's wife' is based entirely on real stories about unreal events.The main characters of the stories are also real people, my friends, friends.Many of them will become my former acquaintances, former friends and former friends when they recognize themselves in my stories.But, as you know, a woman will do absolutely anything to talk.My psychiatrist said to me, " you can't hold Anything in you! You can't Express your emotions-write, write a diary'. I see no reason not to trust the Professor, so I wrote it down, and you read, I will be happy, and you're funny!